All the meat, and all it wants...

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

bassoonerthebetter:

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

Okay, but I actually really love Cake Boss.  I will list the reasons, I’m so passionate:

  1. Buddy is a genuinely nice guy.  Even when drama is created, he accommodates and brings peace.  When his delivery boy gets in a car accident, he doesn’t yell at him for messing up the cake—he makes sure he’s okay and talks to the person he got in the accident with.  When a customer isn’t given their order, or orders something for a special reason (like the lady who didn’t get her crumb cake or the old Italian man who was looking for a tiramisu), he’ll do it on the house.
  2. He’s respectful of others.  He employs more women than men in his bakery, and treats them like the artists they are.  He never talks down to anyone.  He made a cake for a transwoman and used correct pronouns the entire time, he was happy to make a cake for a young lesbian couple who wanted to be the first to be married in the state. 
  3. He’s really talented.  Creating incredible, showstopping cakes is his passion, but the zone he goes into when he’s working on the details of a classic wedding cake is inspiring.  He believes in his art, he works hard to do what he loves.
  4. Ralphy Boy.  Just everything Ralphy Boy.